Sunday, April 14, 2013

Mother Day

जीवन के इक्कीस वर्ष बाद, माँ जानी मैंने तुम्हारी पीड़ा जब अपना अंश अपनी बिटिया अपनी बाँहों में पाई मैंने। मेरे रोने पर तुम छाती से लगा लेती होगी मुझे, यह तो मुझे ज्ञात नहीं पर घुटने-कोहनी जब छिल जाते थे गिरने पर याद है मुझे तुम्हारे चेहरे की वो पीड़ा। तुम्हारी छाती का दर्द उतर आया मेरे भी भीतर, बेटी कष्ट में हो तो दिल मुट्ठी में आना कहते हैं किसे, जानने लगी हूँ मैं। मेरे देर से घर लौटने पर तुम्हारी चिंता और गुस्से पर आक्रोश मेरा आज कर देता है मुझे शर्मिंदा, जब अपनी बेटी के देर होने पर डूब जाती हूँ मैं चिंता में। बेटी के अनिष्ट की कल्पना मात्र से पसलियों में दिल नगाड़े-सा बजता है तब सुन न पाती थी तुम्हारे दिल की धाड़-धाड़ .....मैं मुरख। महसूस कर सकती हूँ मेरी सफलता पर तुम्हारी खुशी आज, जब बेटी कामयाबी का शिखर चूमती है... क्षमा कर दोगी माँ, मेरी भूलों को, क्योंकि अब मैं जान गई हूँ कि बच्चे कितने ही गलत हो माँ सदा ही क्षमा करती है

Thing only a mom can teach


My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:" Just wait until your father gets home. "My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:." You are going to get it when we get home! "My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:" What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me! "My Mother taught me LOGIC:"Because I said so, that's why." & "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going tothe store with me. "My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:" If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way. "My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:" If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job. "My Mother taught me ESP:" Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold? "My Mother taught me HUMOR:" When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:" If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up. "My Mother taught me about SEX:" How do you think you got here? "My Mother taught me about GENETICS:" You're just like your father. "My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:" Do you think you were born in a barn? "My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:" When you get to be my age, you will understand. "My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:" One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like. "My mother taught me RELIGION:" You better pray that will come out of the carpet. "My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:" If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week! "My mother taught me FORESIGHT:" Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident. "My mother taught me IRONY:" Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about. "My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:" Shut your mouth and eat your supper! "My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:" Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck! "My mother taught me about STAMINA:" You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished. "My mother taught me about WEATHER:" It looks as if a tornado swept through your room. "My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: " If I yelled becauseI saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then? "My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:" If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!! ! "My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:" I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. "My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION: " Stop acting like your father! "My mother taught me about ENVY:" There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

Gungunaate huwe aanchal kee hawaa de mujh ko

Gungunaate huwe aanchal kee hawaa de mujh ko,Ungliyaan phair kar baaloun mein sulaa de mujh ko, Jiss tarah faaltu guldaan padey rehte hain,Apnay ghar ke kissee koney se lagaa de mujh ko, Yaad kar ke mujhe takleef hee hotee hogee,Eik qissaa hoon puranaa saa bhulaa de mujh ko, Doobte doobte aawaaz teree sunn jaawoon main,Aakhari baar tu saahil se sadaa de mujh ko, Main tere hijr mein chup chaap naa marr jaawoon kaheen,Main hoon saqte mein kabhee aa kar rulaa de mujh ko, Dekh main ho gayaa hoon badnaam kitaabon ki tarhaa,Meree tashheer naa kar abb toh jalaa de mujh ko, Roothnaa teraa meree jaan liye jaataa hai,Aise naaraaz naa ho hans ke dikhaa de mujh ko, Log kehte hain ke yeh ishq nighal jaataa hai,Main bhee iss ishq mein aayaa hoon duaa de mujh ko, Yahee auqaat hai meree tere jeevan mein kaheen,Koyee kamzor saa lamhaa hoon bhulaa de mujh ko, Aur kuch naheen maangungaa mere maalik tujh se,Uss kee galiyoun kee buss khaak banaa de mujh ko.